Sunday, July 10, 2011

An explosive waste of time...

Akmal says:

I just got back from watching Transformers 3.

I wasn't prepared for what I realized later was a failure of cinema. Priming myself with low expectations and hoping to enjoy a little mindless robot on robot beating did not prevent Michael Bay from disappointing me. Now don't get me wrong, the special effects, the robots and the cars were really cool, but I just couldn't ignore how haphazard this film seemed to be.

A friend described the film as a "collection of cut scenes" and I do have to agree. Michael Bay seems to enjoy ignoring time lines and have everything happen all at once, keeping the viewer from knowing what is going on or whether what they're seeing even matters. Whole chunks of this film could be thrown out and the plot wouldn't change.

Even the final battle scene, which I had patiently sat through the beginning drivel for, was disappointing. The battle consisted of a constant dance of the good guys and bad guys getting the upper-hand against each other. During this mess I could not tell what the characters were trying to do and it seemed like there was just a whole lot of aimless running and shooting around, all while Shia Labeouf screamed his over-acting head off.

The only way to describe Transformers 3 is that it seems like Michael Bay took the plot and put it in a blender, and then randomly spread the gooey mess around 2 and 1/2 hours of film time.

Save your money people.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Praising the frying pan, not the chef...


Akmal says:

I've just realized something.

The iPhone and iPad are awesome devices, but people give Apple too much credit for that awesomeness, because these are not original concepts. Tablet PCs, PDAs; touch screen mobile technology has been around since 1994. No, what makes these things awesome is apps. And for that we have to give credit to the app developers, not Apple. Would you praise Gibson or Fender (guitar manufacturers) for the music Eric Clapton has played over the years? (right now he uses a custom Martin guitar but I digress).

It's not only the Apple fans, I feel like it's always "look what my phone/tablet etc. can do!" rather than "look at this app this guy made!". Most phones, tablets can be compared to each other technology and price wise, but it's the software they use that makes them useful.

I feel Apple product users tend to do this more often than others, but for that you probably have to thank Apple's clever marketing strategies. But what product you use may not really matter. There are usually a few competing products with similar capabilities. Whether it is the iPhone vs. Android, iPad vs. HP's touchbook etc. there are talented programmers and designers out there who bust their asses off making awesome programs and, as evidenced by Rovio's delightfully addictive Angry Birds, the hardware does not make too much of a difference (you can even play it on your Google Chrome browser.) Programmers always seem to be able to code their way around hardware limitations to make electronics more useful than they are.

So the next time you download that "cool new app" everyone is talking about, take a moment and pry your lips off of Steve Jobs' butt cheeks (yes, I hav
e a bias towards non-apple products) to appreciate the code-monkeys who made it.

Well, at least they make us think they're busting their asses off. (image:xkcd.com)

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Let's Get Our Moustache ON!


New trend? Maybe...i mean who wouldn't want a snazzzy moustache like that?!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Documentaries are for idiots

Akmal says:

I have decided to watch only educational documentaries from now on.

I find that most "controversial" documentaries have an agenda, an agenda to convince people a certain fact is true and are not trying to just inform the viewer. This is because they are created by people who already have a bias towards their claim and have no intention of disproving it. This bias is all it takes because before they even delve into research or the facts, they already "know", for example, that 9/11 was an inside job, or that the moon landing was fake, or that the Illuminati control the world etc. Now all they need to do is look for details confirming this.

We watch LOST because they want us to, apparently.

Think of this type of fact finding as sort of like staring up at the clouds. If you're already looking for, let's say, Michael Jackson's face in the clouds, you're probably going to find it, as opposed to just looking at the clouds and comparing them to pictures to see what they look like any scientist or rational human would do.

If you look closely you can see all the wires.

The next thing that happens is that the more facts they find that confirm their opinion, the more likely they are going to ignore anything that says otherwise. So any "scientist" who says, for example, that the second tower collapsed due to explosives is telling the truth. No need to check facts or to see if that guy was really a scientist or if he was some activist with his panties in a bunch whose only knowledge of explosives came from the instructions on the fireworks he used to buy as an angsty teenager.

Another problem is that most documentarists (that's not a real word) are out to shock, awe and to make MONEY. I'm looking at you Michael Moore.

"Fahrenheit 9/11 made $220 million worldwide?! Holy sh.. I mean er.. BUSH LIED!"

Filmmakers are very adept at using trickery to elicit different moods and feelings from their audience. Documentary makers are no different. This article on PsyBlog explains how Michael Moore uses different propaganda techniques in his film to sway the viewer towards the 9/11 conspiracy. Most other producers use these techniques to do the same. We only see what they want us to see so how do we know there isn't more? People don't bother to go look up references or check on the credibility of people's testimonies in documentaries. I know I usually don't and I'm sure you don't either. For all we know they could be outright lying.

Now the real problem comes when we unwittingly take this questionable content as truth and believe it. Like I said before, all it takes is a little bias towards one side of the argument and you can be hooked just like that. Before long you start believing every little half truth out there. "Bush slept with aliens" "Superheroes are real" "Your check is in the mail" "Your girlfriend will come back to you" everything.

This is why I hate documentaries like Fahrenheit 9/11, Zeitgeist, Loose Change, Sicko, An Inconvenient Truth, etc. Just like those spam emails we get with all those hidden facts about how microwaving your food will give you the shits or how coke has hidden anti-Islamic words in their logo or how your neighbor is reading your mind, documentaries like those above reveal supposedly hidden facts about things we probably wouldn't even think twice about until we were shown the "light".

So anyway, my recommendation to everyone is to take hollywood with a grain of salt and trust your own logic and not some sketchy film maker's. Go watch a movie or something, at least then you know what you're watching is made up. Unless you thought the Blair Witch Project was real, then there's no hope for you.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Cute and Humorous

I was just looking through my hard drive to see what random crap i've accumlated over the years
(meaning like 1 year with this specific laptop) I'm currently re-formatting my external with this computer so i must not use too many programs so all i'm doing really is using the net and thus i thought of this blog.

Cameron said: "BLOG SOMETHING!"

Thus here i am. Ready to blog and blogging i am.

So this comic which im sure was referred to me through one of my fellow Monkey Wearing Tap Shoes authors, aka Malu, Cameron or Akmal. GASP was i not to announce names? I personally preferred to not be named here. So please just call me Kern. And if any of you would like i would use your alias.


Is that not adorably funny and cute?


and yes it is 6am and i am blogging. Why bc im actually suppose to be studying but im blogging instead. only took like 10mins of my time so no big deal.

-Kern

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

On the Restorative Powers of Tea

Deimyts says:


There is something almost magical about a steaming cup of tea; it is merely herbs steeped in hot water, but it is capable of calming and relaxing me like no other drink. It has to be hot tea, of course. Iced tea wouldn't do, and hot coffee is no substitute either. Aside from any chemical effect the drinks may have, the associations I hold with them are different. I've taken to having a cup of tea most days after I get home from classes. Sitting at the table with the warm ceramic mug in my hand is the thing which makes me feel most like I am actually at home. It puts a symbolic endpoint on the day, and gives my mind a chance to unwind itself from the pressures of school. Even if, as on most days, the ending is false and I have to continue working on homework, it does not matter. It allows me to approach any work that I may have to complete with a clearer head instead of rushing frantically about to get it done. It's ten or fifteen minutes where I do very little but enjoy the physical sensation of drinking tea: watching the steam rising from the cup, creating mesmerizing whorls in the air, the heat on my face as I bring the cup to my lips, and the bright flash as the scalding liquid passes through my mouth and down my throat to fill my gut with a diffuse warmth. Recently I've had a preference for jasmine tea, but really any kind will do, as long as it's warm. But in the end, I guess it's not as much about the tea as it is about just taking a brief moment to yourself in which you have no obligations, even though they may come crashing back down on you as soon as you take the last sip.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Random Video that I found amusing...

it wont post. :(



finally. :D